Thursday, June 28, 2007
Work Again!!!. Why me?
Hi everybody, can I complain my slave to you?. Yesterday he told me that today he'll write his blog by himself and he'll bring fishes for me as a reward for working instead of him on yesterday. But look at what happen to me!!. I have to write his blog for him again!!!. Now I'll confirm that my slave is a Bastard liar. But I'm a good cat and very kind, so I'll do it for him. Today before working time, my slave come to see me at the garden and play with me. And you will see how bad is he.
Slave : My boss!!! time to play.
Myself : What da hell? if you have enough time to play with me, Why don't you go to write your blog by yourself!!!. Today I'll not do it for you again.
Slave : Calm down, don't be angry my boss, I know you like to play with this stick.
Myself : What? Do you think I like this stupid stick? don't be stupid, I'm old enough for playing this stick!!!.
Five minutes later.....
Slave : Hey my boss, now the time has come.
Myself : What do you mean the time has come?. I'm a cat, not a Spiderman.
Slave : You know that I'm just a salary man, and now I have to work for my salary.
Myself : No way!!!. Do you hear me? No way!!!. You come to ask me to play with you and your stupid stick, and now you say you have to work?. You, idiot!!!.
Slave : Calm down my boss. you must understand me in this point. You want me to get fired?. And you know, if I get fired how can I earn money to buy a food for you?.
Myself : Dude, listen to me clearly. You must play with me until I think I'm bored, is that clear?!
Five minutes later.....
Slave : I think now you're bore with this stick, right boss?.
Myself : Sure!!!. I already told you that I'm old enough for this stupid stick, now you can go to do your work.
Slave : Oh boss, I forget to tell you one thing. Today you must help me to write my blog again, I'm so sorry, but I have a lot of work to do.
Myself : What? Are you kidding me?.
Slave : Does my face look like kidding?. If you don't do it, you can forget your lunch and your fishes now.
Myself : You, Idiot!!!. How can you do this to me?, remember my word. I will pay you back for this!!!.
Slave : Haha, sure I'll remember your word. Whatever thanks for your kindness, my boss.
Myself : @#$%!@$#%$%@#$%@#$!%$@#$!@#%#$@#%$@#. I can't find the right word for you. Meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Do all of you think my slave is a good slave. I think that he is a @#!$% slave in the world!!!!. Now I'm finish my work, actually I think I work for my food, what a pity cat am I. Wish that this weekend, he'll do this work by himself. Weekend is my relax&rest time. See all of you soon.
With love and care